First Hit #1: January 31: 1976
This is the best disco song. It’s got a great, highly distinctive beat, it’s fun to dance to, and the lyrics are stupidly fun to sing along to. It is a classic, there is nothing to criticize, it is disco perfection and that’s all there is to it. If you do not love Love Rollercoaster, you need to visit your nearest physician to see if you might have some kind of mental or physical problem.
I know I should go more in depth, but what’s the point? It’s perfect. Just listen to it.