First Hit #1: March 15, 1986
It doesn’t matter what you say, it’s how you say it. Starship, for example, made a song which is completely nonsensical. We have odd metaphors, nonsense platitudes, and the repeated shouting of Sara to tie them all together. Listen closely it’s nonsense, even by the standards of a genre that frequently features nonsense. But Starship made a hit out of it, because they were tied into what people wanted from bands with highly questionable fashion sense: Big choruses, an unconventional drum sound, and the worst shirt in the world in their video. Starship delivered, bringing passion to lyrics like “storms are brewing in your eyes,” which is plainly nonsense. It’s great fun if you’re really drunk and know a girl named Sara, because you can sing like an idiot and somehow the song just can’t get more ludicrous.